How soon is now?

Wrath back in the day

Continuing in the series ‘Please allow ourselves to introduce our…’ erm, yeah.

You’ve heard what Hawks had to say. And you’ve heard what Alex had to say. But we all know you’ve really been waiting to hear what Wrath has to say.

Let me clear my throat…

And start by saying, what the hell is going on here??

So, it’s like I have this crazy idea to do a blog which would be written by a couple of guys, that would appeal to and be read by a couple of guys, and who does the majority of the audience end up being? Have you been reading the comments already?!

Listen, we haven’t even started posting our thoughts or diatribes about the world we are living in, and already a certain demographic has their panties in a bind. I don’t want to mention any names, but seriously, the Mean Girls® had to coincidentally rush out and recruit Myg the day we launch? pffft

This doesn’t have to be that kind of competition, people. There are enough opinions to go around for all the blogosphere. We just want to present it in a style that men can understand (explosions?) and appreciate (half-nekkid chicks?), and if that process happens to be a little too blunt or graphic at times, well, let’s just say real men won’t be the ones complaining.

Don’t get us wrong–we are quite pleased to see some of the input the ladies have dropped off on our doorstep. Many questions in which we ourselves had already planned on addressing, only now we’ll keep in mind we have another audience to pay attention to in getting our points across.

Now, I can’t promise you we will always engage in thought-provoking topics such as, should there be a minimum wage in SL and if so, what amount and who should set it? Or, should the no smoking in public places law be adapted in SL just like they are trying to do with every other RL law? But we will try to discuss relevant topics in a straightforward manner. All without putting our audience to sleep. And if we can’t do it, then perhaps our guest writers can. Yes, that’s right–you won’t have to deal with our views alone, we’re gonna bring in alpha males from sims all over our virtual world to have their say.

Now that we’ve introduced ourselves, time for you to do the same. We gladly accept your comments, questions, concerns, criticisms and adoration. Nay, we require them. And oh yes, we will have them. No topic too taboo for us to address, no discussion too mundane to ignore–we are here for you, o’ residents of SL–so you might as well open the door, because we’re coming in. Watch for many new posts arriving soon. Introductions are now over, betches, let’s do this thang.

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood, ’til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Boondock Saints, 1999

Blog on.

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~ by Wrath on January 4, 2008.

6 Responses to “How soon is now?”

  1. Why are so many women jumping onto this blog? It’s very simple. Women want to be in the mix. Women want to keep an eye on things. Women want to call it. In short, women want CONTROL.
    You guys really have your work cut for you. I bet you didn’t realize the can of worms you’ve opened. As for me, I’ll let the Wife go get the groceries, while I wait in the car and fiddle with my fanny pack.

  2. Women aren’t here because we want control. We’re here because this blog, from all the indications so far, looks like it’s going to be fun.

    If you don’t like that, spank us! In fact, of you do like that, spank us as well! Spanking can also be fun 😛

    P.S. May I fiddle with your fanny pack while your wife’s shopping? Or is that a boy’s game only 😉

  3. i think women are reading this blog because the authors are smart, funny and hot — but thats just one controlling bitch’s opinion.

  4. I found this blog through another blog, and I’m sticking around because I like hearing what REAL men have to say. Almost all the guys I’ve met in SL are a little too foo-foo and spend a lot of time asking me how they look. Oh wait, that’s my first life too.

  5. @Garrett: This blog is definitely for you.
    @naughty and chestnut: ty & lmfao!
    @Alicia: Welcome to the terrordome. I have no idea what that means, but it was the first thing that came into my head after “How do I look?”

  6. Oh dear, how I love boys but how thick they are sometimes.

    @Wrath – leave it to a typical guy to not know the difference between “panties in a bind” and panties being strategically, clandestinely stripped off while the skirt is left intact, all while pretending to listen with rapt attention, waiting for the waitress to bring cappuccino. Silly man. The girls aren’t upset, they’re turned on.

    @Garrett – my, how transparent a comment.

    @Everyone else – simply put, the girls are here because the boys are here. If you ask me, it’s really no more complicated than that.

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