Life by Xcite!
Do you ever wake up and feel like your life is totally scripted, and you are just the actor hired to play the role? I do on occasion. I have decided that rather than try to fight it, I am going to hire better writers. Who more fitting than the wonderful Xcite! staff to script my life?
Today’s installment: Hawk’s doing the dishes
Hawksrock looks with disgust at the pile of dishes before him.
Hawksrock slowly pours hot water into the sink, seductively squirting soap into the basin.
Hawksrock playfully blows the soap bubbles across the room.
Hawksrock dips his finger and then his hand into the water, feeling the warmth and wetness as his fingers start to tingle.
Hawksrock lifts a plate out of the water, rubbing it lightly with a dishrag.
Dirrty plate whispers: I am starting to get clean.
Hawksrock rubs the plate with more force, gently applying his fingernails to scratch at the edges.
Dirrty plate whispers: I am beginning to feel very clean, and I think I like it.
Hawksrock rubs the plate in a circular motion slowly at first and then faster.
Dirrty plate whispers: I am feeling clean again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.
Hawksrock dries the plate off, teasing the wetness off the clean plate.
Dirrty plate whispers: Use me now, I want to be dirrty again.
Hawksrock places the plate to the side, and grabs the next hot dish.