SLebrity sex tape scandal??

Nothing brings me back from an extended writing hiatus, like a great story! We at AWNM have become somewhat known for working the backwood channels and connections to unearth any SLebrity dirt. Well specifically we are ever in search of the hidden prOn videos. Wrath is still off on an extended assignment, scouring all the back alleys, and slipping some L’s around in search of leads. Luckily though, we were one of the first to uncover what could potentially be a big time starlet’s prOn debut. I apologize in advance for the poor quality of the footage, but we ran it through several iterations of editing software to enhance the lighting and bring you the best quality we could find. Odds are this was salvaged from some dumpster, and has been damaged by heat and water exposure. At this point we are still speculating as to who the unidentified starlet could be, but I am sure it will come to light shortly.


~ by hawksrock on June 17, 2008.

10 Responses to “SLebrity sex tape scandal??”

  1. You guys must subscribe to the “Go big or go home” philosophy, because I can’t think of a better way to come back after a 2 month hiatus.

  2. You know at first I was watching this thinking, “uhh…huh?” But then right about the minute + 5 mark that all changed when I saw the look on Flash’s face.

    Welcome back sir. XD

  3. Well, looking at her past, I think Kitty might have something to do with it …

  4. You know *this* so does have the makings of *her who shall not be named* ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. That dude has some big….hands

  6. I still just can’t believe our luck, ya know??

    There we are, spending months out looking for ANY sort of underground pr0n videos, and this one falls in our lap? (No pun intended) I mean, reaLLy, there’s just no teLLing who is on that tape, but if the rumours turn out to be true, then, whoa. We’re gonna be rich! And famous! I’ll finally be able to afford that bottle of imported beer I’ve always had my eye on…

    Hey, how many times do you think it takes watching this video in slow motion before you go blind, anyway? I mean, in the name of research, of course…

  7. Aw Wrath…I see what you did there. LOL

  8. @Alicia… it isn’t always the size that counts. For instance, you don’t have to have the biggest cock, just the biggest one your girlfriend has ever seen. So some poor guys just hafta change gf’s. But thank you for the comment!

    @Meara… well at least we have one of the two principals nailed down so to speak… err that was Flash right? Are you willing to go on record as identifying any additional markings?
    And TY for the wb! I promise to post a few more things here shortly.

    @Timothy Thumbing through my list of Kitty PrOn, I don’t find this one, and I was assured I have the complete set, but I will check with her for sure. ๐Ÿ™‚

    @Jelly Yay for the Harry Potter reference… does this mean she is Voldemorticia or something?

    @Chestnut You know what the size of someone’s hands is a good indicator of… yeah. How much potential they have in the NBA.

    @Wrath Amen brother! Although, I am teLLing you that gotta have that keyboard checked out, cuz your caps lock is totaLLy sticking again. Mayhaps you have been watching the video a lil tooo ummm intently and close to your keyboard? Cracked me up though… so ty!

  9. so who is that couple anyway? are they really celebrity??
    i couldn’t see their face

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